1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi 

    2.    2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton 

    3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

    4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond    

    5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram    

    6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong   

    7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling    

    8.  Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
  
    9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
   
    10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower    

    11. Shortest distance between two jokes is a “straight” line

    12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake    

    13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone
  
    14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
   
    15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle    

    16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
 
    17. 52 cards = 1 decacards   

    18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton    

    19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen    

    20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche

    21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin

    22. 10 rations = 1 decoration    

    23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration

    24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram

    25. 4 nickels = 2 pair-a-digms    

    26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale   University Hospital = 1 IV League

    27. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision